A lorry has arrived in Beijing loaded with barbed wire and wooden posts.
Turned out to be the Irish fencing team. :bananadance
:signthankyou


Genetic scientists in America have used DNA from Michael Jackson and
Arnold Schwarzenneger to create a clone.
They have called it Michael Wasanigger. :bananadance

Baby Logan Michael.
Born at Christchurch Womens Hospital on the 01/08/2008 at 4:42pm.
He was 7.9 pounds and 56 centermeters long.



Baby Logan's Album.

:woohoo
Finally got my 18" * 7.5" Konig wheels for my car!


Tyres are Accelera Series PHI 225 * 40 * ZR18"
I've had a few issues so far, one did not seal correctly, so was flat after a few days.
Broke the ratchet trying to get the wheel off.
After getting a power bar from the suppliers of the wheels to take the wheel off. Took it in the repaired there fault, but did not put the chrome cap back on the wheel.
so I have decided I'm going to keep there power bar!

Just need to paint the spokes the same colour as the car to finish them off :yahoo

In the process of braking my ratchet I have brought some new Gear Wrench Spanners, 8mm - 19mm and a set of - GEARWRENCH 3PC ADAPTOR SET METRIC -

How does it work ???????
THERE ARE 3 INDIVIDUAL ADAPTORS.

The smallest one fits into your 10mm ratchet spanner and turns that in to a 1/4" Ratchet.

The medium one fits into your 13mm ratchet spanner and turns that in to a 3/8" Ratchet.

The large one fits into your 19mm ratchet spanner and turns that in to a 1/2" Ratchet.

** All you have to do is insert the adaptor into the specified wrench.
** Press the button to attach and detach drive tools.

They all have a "Push button quick release system" (tool locks on until button is pushed) and they also have a built in speed disc.

* All the adaptors are chrome plated.
* Works with most makes of ratchet spanners.
* LIFETIME WARRANTY !!!

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."





A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

Massively multiplayer online role-playing game
Mafia kingz is Gangsta/mafia game and is quite a lot of fun.
Click the link below to start playing.

Mafia Kingz site