:jester .:: Joke time! ::. 
Monday, May 7, 2007, 07:51 AM
Posted by Administrator
Condom said to the to the pad,
"Fuck you !every month you stop my business for one week"
Pad says to the condom,
"Fuck you! you make one mistake and I lose my job for nine months" :-D


Why is a vagina like a kabab?
both drip a lot,
the meat is always hanging out and
you will only eat one when you are really pissed :-D


Wee girls burst into the parents bedroom,k
"Jesus christ" she screams.....
"and you want me to go see a shrink about sucking my thumb" :-D
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:cop .:: Map removed ::. 
Saturday, April 28, 2007, 02:37 AM
Posted by Administrator
bunkers_n_bloodyv2_dm.bsp has being removed as it crashes the server :(

not sure why it does this?
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:censored :weeping .:: CABLE MODEM OUTAGE NOTIFICATION ::. 
Saturday, April 28, 2007, 02:20 AM
Posted by Administrator
IMPORTANT: CABLE MODEM OUTAGE NOTIFICATION

Dear Customer

Due to continued increase in demand, we are required to carry out an upgrade of our cable network in the Wellington/Kapiti and Christchurch regions.

To carry out this upgrade, a temporary outage of your cable modem service is required. If you have Digital TV with us, this outage will also affect the EPG and Pay-Per-View booking system.

The outage will occur within a period of 6 hours on:

The morning of Sunday the 29th of April 2007 between 00.01am and 06.00am.

The expected impact on your individual service is no more than 10 minutes.

You may need to turn your cable modem off and on again at the wall to re-establish connection after the outage.


I hope its not needed :/
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:jester .:: Joke Time! ::. 
Wednesday, April 18, 2007, 10:03 AM
Posted by Administrator
baa-baa bigcock have you any sperm?
yes mam yes mam 2 balls firm,
non for the girlfriend and non for the ex,
all for the dirty bitch reading this message!


We will now upgrade your sexlife, please wait.....
Searching....
Searching....
still
Searching....

ERROR: no sexlife found,
sorry!
keep masturbating.

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:coffee .:: Kp Download site ::. 
Sunday, April 15, 2007, 08:49 AM
Posted by Administrator
http://free-game-downloads.mosw.com
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