Guide to Breasts (Through the medium of ASCII text):

(o)(o) perfect breasts
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( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
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(*)(*) high nipple breasts
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(@)(@) big nipple breasts (you know who you are)
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oo A cups
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{ O }{ O } D cups
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(oYo) wonder bra breasts
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( ^)( ^) cold breasts
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(o)(O) lopsided breasts
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(Q)(Q) pierced breasts
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(p)(q) breasts w/hanging tassels
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(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts
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\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
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( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
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< o < o electric shock breasts
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|o||o| android breasts
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(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)
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(%)(o) extra nipple breasts
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($)($) Elle McPherson's breasts
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( o0o )( o0o ) Barbell pierced breast
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(^o)(o) zit on your breast
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( o Y o ) poses for playboy magazine breasts :sweetheart
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