Condom said to the to the pad,
"Fuck you !every month you stop my business for one week"
Pad says to the condom,
"Fuck you! you make one mistake and I lose my job for nine months" :-D


Why is a vagina like a kabab?
both drip a lot,
the meat is always hanging out and
you will only eat one when you are really pissed :-D


Wee girls burst into the parents bedroom,k
"Jesus christ" she screams.....
"and you want me to go see a shrink about sucking my thumb" :-D